I actually already knew your name, but I’ll play along for a little, sexy. Turns out we’ve actually had the same Herbology class since like the dawn of time.
What? I thought you were new or something. Your face doesn’t ring a single bell. I have never seen you before, like ever. You sure you go here? Sure you haven’t been hiding in your room or something? No one’s ever spoke of an Estella, or Telly, either. Weird.
Uh huh. Actually, I’m Estella, but most people call me Telly. I’m also incredibly fabulous, or so I’ve been told.
I’ll play along - I’m Timothy, but most people call me Tim, or go right to sexy, which also happens to describe me pretty perfectly.
BRI IM GOING TO HURL
Well, what power do you have?
Actually, no. The solution’s called a hangover potion. You’re welcome.
Shhhhh, that’s not important.
Really? I mean… what’s the point then of having the title without a little power?
It would’ve been perfect. There would be no more ill regards to Monday, because you’ll have no recollection of it.
I do have power, just not enough to make mondays anywhere near as hella fun as you’re making them sound.
There’d be ‘ill regards’ or whatever to Tuesdays though, when everyone’s hungover. Am I right or am I right?
Margarita Mondays- sponsored by the house elves within the kitchens. All day, 12 to 12, free margaritas for everyone. Celebrate every Monday like if it were Cinco de Mayo. I’m brilliant.
I’m like 700% sure that’s a pipe dream that we’ll never get to enjoy. Wish I had that sorta power, but being a head boy can only get you so much - lame.
I’m actually still in the process of recovery from the school year so far. Really not looking forward to writing countless more papers about the most meticulous pieces of magic.
I second that. There’s like a ninety percent chance someone’s going to have to drag me out of bed for classes.
Everyone needs to sleep, unless, you know, you’re into walking into classes looking half dead with bags under your eyes and all that great stuff. Personally I’m not a fan, but whatever floats your boat mate.
Yes you can just be in a bad mood. That’s fine, I was just making sure. It’s not a requirement that you light up a room for anybody Tim. I’m sorry to hear that.
Right. So, you never answered - have a better day than I had?
I wouldn’t say that, she can be a little bit crazy, especially when she gets a sugar rush. I’m guessing today really didn’t go so well?
Sugar rush, been there done that - you don’t have to tell me twice. Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!!